I can see my ground boner growing from my house hole

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My mom thought it would be funny to send this picture of us to Ellen DeGeneres -_____-

My mom thought it would be funny to send this picture of us to Ellen DeGeneres -_____-


thesundayist:

My favorite lyrics.

thesundayist:

My favorite lyrics.

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‘I want you.’

‘April…’

‘I haven’t been fair to you, I know… I’ve really hurt you.’

‘You’re getting married…’

‘When that bus exploded and I… thought you were gone…’

‘You’re getting married.’

‘Unless you can give me a reason not to.’

Omg its the Bible jesus girl!

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allerizzaj:

The funniest Sara quote ever.

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itsonlyyforever:

honk-kong:

jillbiden:

the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover

[x]

“the thug life chose me”

this is the greatest thing ever

live fast die young bad girls do it well

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real niggas dont sleep, we just take long ass blinks

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Good conversation turns me on. A connection between two people, a mental one first.
Brian Molko (via alex-ishtar)

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fuckyeahmusicalfilms:

When you’re good to mama, mama’s good to you…

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littlexmissxdee:

jessica-ashley:

littlexmissxdee:

jessica-ashley:

Sometimes those jesus Bible people just really get on my nerves!

IM SO EMBARRASSED.


IM AN IDIOT

D:

No don’t be embarrassed! That is how I will refer to religious people from now on! See you are a Trendsetter xP

Hahaha! “Oh god it’s those bible Jesus people again. Look at them leaving their Jesus buildings!”

I like how it goes back and forth from jesus Bible people and Bible jesus people LOL


Sometimes those jesus Bible people just really get on my nerves!